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shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.
"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"
by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020
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Sin Shower

Not referring to an actual shower, "Sin Shower" is actually a term of endearment used for friend rituals. Such as when everyone is drunk as fuck or some idiots decide to hot box a tent their friend's parents need to use the next day.
Person A: "Dude, what happened yesterday?"
Person B: "It was one hell of a Sin Shower"

OR

Person A: "You know... I love you guys" *cries like a little bitch*
Person B: "Friends that Sin Shower together, stay together"
Karl: "Wtf is a Sin Shower"
Person B: "STFU KARL"
by GROOnpa January 12, 2022
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Nathan Shower

noun: a procedure one undergoes when the condition are very gross to take a shower; which includes washing your hair in the sink and rubbing yourself in baby wipes
PK: Yo, the showers are so gross!
Kim K: Yeah, I took a Nathan Shower
by Hunter Grant Covengton June 29, 2019
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Shower Booger

During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.

K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.

But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.

That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
by BL00DFaRT October 31, 2016
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Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.
You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”
by I have die January 25, 2020
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review shower

When your in the shower and having a review of the bad part of your life that happened.
I took a review shower because I needed to let go of some things
by Kamariana September 4, 2022
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Showering in blood

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.
by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016
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