horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger

guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"

by johniscool44 April 15, 2024

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022

Trojan Horse

A act in which a man pulls off the condom at the last second and cums inside someone.

Last night I pulled a Trojan Horse.

by Big Daddy Daniel October 16, 2021

Horse housing

A combination of the phrases rough housing and horse play as stated by a seven year old.

Hey those two are horse housing! Time out!

by Damon_Keaton January 29, 2023

video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.

Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."

by Slamberelli July 28, 2017

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016