Charlie horse

Women tend to use this word to seem intelligent and deny any correct observations of its nonexistence in the English language.

Women named Molly often use it.

Hey, are you getting a Charlie horse in your leg?

by Ghostfreddie July 28, 2024

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024

tiny horse

(usually) a male with an extremely smaller than average schlong but continues to act like they are the schiznit.

Betty: How was that date with Sloan Thursday?

Martha: Average, or l actually lower than. Sloans riding with a tiny horse. So there was definitely no rainbow BJ.

Betty: I hate when that happens. Looks like it’s back to searching for a true bucking bronco.

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator August 8, 2024

Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.

Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse

by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024

The Horse Challenge

A challenge in which *Male 1* inserts his penis inside *Male 2* anus and tries not to get caught by being behind of *Male 2* at all times while participating in the challenge. People might say it’s completely gay while others think it’s just a silly challenge and completely harmless fun.

In Breaking News, there’s a new challenge making the rounds on social media. It’s called The Horse Challenge and we’ve got Mark with us to explain more. Mark?

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025