Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

Going hard in the paint

When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.

1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.

2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.

3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.

by F-Face Kat February 9, 2023

Hard R

A mentally handicapped male with a large erection.

Whoa man, look at that hard R.

by nixxx420 March 26, 2025

Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit

Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today

by luck257 March 15, 2022

hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn

He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.

by Dann326 June 10, 2019

Try-hard

Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.

That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.

by Spyan March 6, 2024

Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity

"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"

by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025