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Hard off

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.
When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
by Longstrides March 27, 2020
mugGet the Hard offmug.

if its not hard its not right

Jason42009 said this and it was really funny
Jason42009 said if its not hard its not right it was funny
by Higuysimdepressedjustkidding January 30, 2021
mugGet the if its not hard its not rightmug.

Hard R

A word to skirt around 2 very different slurs, one being racist that every other definition in UD will explain, & the other being "Retard," because it starts with an R & "Tard" is also a slur.

There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.
It wasn't until the Linus Tech Tips podcast that people learned there were two uses for the Hard R, & neither of them were good.
by ThatEvilRedhead April 30, 2023
mugGet the Hard Rmug.

Hard

A burger bun that is so tough it makes you question what you knew to be a hard on.
The burger buns at Rutters are hard.
by Buffthemagicdragon February 12, 2019
mugGet the Hardmug.

Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.
Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 15, 2022
mugGet the Hard Boiled Eggsmug.

Hard Pull

"Yo man, that's a hard looking pull!"
"That is a good looking hard pull!"
by twister09 May 21, 2017
mugGet the Hard Pullmug.

Hard faced Angie

Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.
At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.
by Phatpete June 13, 2024
mugGet the Hard faced Angiemug.

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