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Free Speech Absolutist

Someone who claims to defend the Freedom of Speech to hell and back, while not understanding how it actually works.

They claim that social media companies taking down TOS violating content is a violation of the right to free speech, but in reality social media companies are private companies, which aren't bound by the First Amendment. This means that they can set up their own boundaries of what is and isn't okay to say on their site.

Despite them complaining how they are being censored online, most of the time they don't actually care about Free Speech, and just want to spread extremist views online without punishment.

There are social media sites that cater to these people (like Twitter), but they usually become Nazi echo chambers filled with toxicity.
What Free Speech Absolutists don't get about social media is that they are private companies and can set boundaries on what is and isn't okay without it being a violation of The First Amendment.
by LPBvgc July 15, 2025
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hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
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Free Briana Boston

What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.
Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
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free camping

Code word for the intended target of a malicious action or other ill-intended deeds.
"Have you told Jeffrey about the free camping yet?"

"I have and I do believe he will be joining us."
by P. Molotov February 15, 2023
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Hargrave Free School

Hargrave Free School is an amazing place, full of friendly people and amazing staff. One of the best schools ever, in my opinion.
Lacey: Have you heard about the most amazing school?
Damian: Yeah! It's Hargrave Free School
by thathfsgirl June 21, 2023
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Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.
by cocofosho July 1, 2011
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free eater

A person who is not on any sort of diet and eats whatever they want, whenever they want.
"Is Pete a vegetarian?" "No, he's a free eater."
by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021
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