The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
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Get the Fossil Fuckermug. A word used to describe either someone who spends a lot of time in bed with different people (See also Slut) or just used as a joke, word of harassment, or verbal abuse.
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