Ethan
ee-thuhn
noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”
Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!
ee-thuhn
noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”
Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!
My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.
Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?
Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.
Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?
Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. 
I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉
Ethan is a hot specimen
by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?
by Rosa11 April 19, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
by The Ennis June 22, 2024
Get the The Ethanmug. The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. my pookie is such an ethan
by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024
Get the Ethanmug.