Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 11, 2022

Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024

Pulling a ethan

When you play girls and use them leaving them confused

“Yo I just saw Ben pulling a ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020

Ethan

Loves females that start with the letter c and ends with m. Very masculine and enjoys many things ;)

"Carmen, did you see Ethan?"
"yeah, in my bedroom."

by MCXXAsian_JesusXxCMGAMERXX October 24, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the best person ever he is awesome I am not ethan jacob

Ethan is the best

by idkwhyimadethisM May 18, 2021