by Mike la Vaughn March 28, 2011
Get the douche kazzo mug.What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2
by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009
Get the Douche Giggle mug.Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.
by Bitch buster March 3, 2019
Get the hispanic douche mug.(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.
Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016
Get the Lame douche mug.Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013
Get the Douche Flourish mug.1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
by sweatygooch July 30, 2010
Get the field douche mug.A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.
by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011
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