Mika's Dick

A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.

Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.

by JAG SOPPAR February 10, 2022

Dick fog

When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.

I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.

by Platinumhoney September 15, 2021

Dick Wolfing

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.

''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''

by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

kentrills dick

Kentrills dick has been in the face of many,many hot bitches, including many milfs, actresses.

Kentrills dick was on a porn video with Mia Malkova, heard he was the main star.

by YourFemale March 8, 2022

Paper DICK

A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.

1-you finna hop on dis paper dick grind bro
2-yea broski foshizzzle

by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021

Dick Butt

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass. Dick Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area. Dick Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.

Dude, WTF is that?
Man, I don't know, but it looks like a dick with a butt with a dick in it's butt.
So, would that be a Dick Butt?

by "KILL" 3RD PLT January 10, 2009