David

A situation where something is dumb or a person whom is not smart out of sorts

#1 guy
Man look at that dude over there dancing like a fag

#2 guy
Man that fuckin dude is David!

by Letchutellit February 13, 2024

David

David is extremely sexy guy who loves Iron Man. He has a easy time finding a girlfriend 😂.

That guy is SUCH a David

by Hi,ItsYaBoi April 18, 2018

David

David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.

David, the Kaneki kinnie

by Cassidy14 March 12, 2021

David

David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-

Man. I fucking love David.

by Strawberryqueen.05 November 14, 2020

David

A gay white boy who beats his meat to gay naruto hentai. You might see positive things about David but don’t be fooled by his gayness

Guy- u seen that little weird kid named David
Guy2- yea I saw him some gay ass shit

by Scammer boi January 11, 2019

David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.

Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

David Cameron

The most chad British PM ever.

Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?

Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay

by Kralja June 4, 2024