Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during ANY type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him last night at Homecoming.

by BasketOfFish September 19, 2008

Boner Jam

When you jam your boner in her ass without loosening it up first. Just jam it in there.

That receptionist bitch is walking funny today. As if she got a couple boner jams last night

by The Trash Man bancini November 25, 2010

Lady Boner

The feeling that you get in your chest when something exciting is happening. Or when you think about something that excites you. Happens MOSTLY with women. Feels like a bomb is about to go off in your chest.

Before I went on my date, I had a massive Lady Boner.

by Ivana Dick. April 17, 2011

The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.

(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)

by shawnDtheman98 May 31, 2015

boner bend

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie

that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*

by patriciaisthetits. July 26, 2009

hells boner

phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'

"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"

by c rock September 1, 2006

Butt Boner

the term used when you have to go to the bathroom so badly that you have surpassed "prairie dogging" it and now have a good two to three inches of turd protruding from the back of your shorts. Thus, you are sporting a "butt boner". OMG, is that a tail? Nope, just my butt boner. Can you point me to the nearest shitter?

shit, poop, turd, prairie dogging, take a dump, pinch a loaf, lay some brown pipe, cut some lumbar

Friend #1 - "I have to go to the bathroom so bad!"
Friend #2 - "Oh man, are you prairie dogging it?"
Friend #1 - "Past that dude, I am sporting a full fledge butt boner!"

by Erika's Bitch April 6, 2012