Blowed

past tense of word blow

"my nose is pissing blood"
"why"
"i blowed it too hard"

by willisawesome69 November 15, 2022

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Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice

Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!

by Dingis232 May 3, 2023

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Chocolate Rain-blow

A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea

I just had the most gnarly chocolate rain-blow in the bathroom dawg.

by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025

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Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex

Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.

by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025

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Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007

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The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening

That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.

by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023

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