John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.
by lsc9x August 22, 2011

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.
Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

by John Krappenschitz April 22, 2021

Eric: I'm fried
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn
by twitter:connor.jewett October 21, 2016
