Liquid for your biscuits

It means something is not that deep and you shouldn't sweat it.

Similar to "don't cry over spilled milk"

"chill out it's just liquid for your biscuits"
"Don't worry it's just liquid for your biscuits"

by MrJaeSword February 28, 2026

Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.

Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026

hive soggy dog biscuit

where a group of college students strip naked and go to a park; stand back to back in a circle, shit in there hand,
and throw it as far as they can and then each individual retrieves the person to their lefts faeces and who ever ejaculates onto the faeces first wins. The last person to finish has to eat everybody’s excretion.

oh man, what a night! we played played hive soggy dog biscuit again, i came straight away and tom had eat all the feaces!!

by the cheese man Mayer March 25, 2026

The Big biscuit surprise

The act of a man crunching up biscuits into a bowl and then his female partner cum’s into the bowl then the male molds it into a ball and sticks it in her ass and after its drys up he takes it out and eats it with his partner

Austin crushed up biscuits to do the big biscuit surprise with matti

by TheBigbiscuit0102 March 30, 2026

The Punjabi Biscuit

This sexual act is to be used to spice things up in the bedroom, typically prior to coitus. Items needed-Curry, a tarp, and a large turkey baster. The act- the woman needs to assume the face down doggy style position, being sure to arch her back as to expose her vagina as much as possible. The man will now insert the turkey baster filled with curry into the woman’s vagina. Expel the curry into her and remove the baster. By this time, she should be squirming with excitement, and spice. Now, all the man has to do is enjoy eating her vagina while she queefs delicious curry into his mouth. Bon appetite!

Things have been dull in the boudoir for some time now. So the couple tried the Punjabi Biscuit and their love life is spicier than ever!

by Chopsaw Tommy January 15, 2026

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021