my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022

blow a chunk

when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.

i am a bout to blow a chunk in that bathroom

by big papa w long shl0ng August 8, 2017

Flashlight Blow

When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine

Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"

by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025

Riley Blow

A girl with no friends or love life

Person “Who is riley blow”
Person: “she is a girl with not one person

by randompersonnnnn May 31, 2020

Blowed

When someone does something to change another's mood from good to annoyed.

I was good till she came in with that sob story. Now im blowed.

by Still Dirty September 24, 2018

Rappahannock Blow-dryer

The act of ejaculating into a woman's anus then rapidly repositioning oneself under her to blow the leaking cum away from her pussy to prevent pregnancy.

Bro.. I totally pulled a Rappahannock Blow-dryer last week after I nutted in her ass so I wouldn't have to pay child support again.. shit was epic!

by Dyson747 March 22, 2025