awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood October 21, 2011

Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared July 1, 2011

Fats The Block

That nigga from the trap house. 1992 Trapper of The Year.

I got the 1992 Trapper of The Year card!

Who? That nigga Fats The Block?

by Dat Nigga Named Rico October 11, 2011

shot blocked

When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"

Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"

Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.

by Mr.AdamSandler October 16, 2011

Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head

"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"

by NILSO November 19, 2011

Bangkok Block

A phrase that is said when one is denied Thai food.

Person 1: I feel like Thai food tonight, wanna try that new place that opened up?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna eat my ramen and watch tv.
Person 1: Fine, go ahead and Bangkok Block me.

by thedigitalprincess August 23, 2011

Cod Block

When some one stops you from playing call of duty

Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"

by Quadblock September 7, 2011