american football 

a game where guys push and shove against each other like children until someone drops the ball. see also: a chance for guys to dress up in tights and look hot, rather than gay.

hey, did you watch that american football game last night?

american football by Postponed November 15, 2010

American Dream, The 

All the mexicans swimming back across the border with an arab under each arm!

American Dream, The by Dick Hertz October 30, 2003

American Dragon 

Making a girl eat blueberries before performing a red dragon.

After Fourth of July sex, I waited for the Red, White, and Blue fluid to come out of her nose--I then shouted "AMERICAN DRAGON!!!"

American Dragon by MrMachoFuerte May 20, 2010

american 

a fucking cunt

shut up your american

american by jo holland January 27, 2021

All American Rejects

Another maroon5 band going die out in six months. Girls usually call this band the best band in the world only because the leader singer looks hot.

Girl: OMG All American Rejects' music is sooo deep and Tyson Ritter is soooo hot.

6months later

Girl: All American who?

All American Rejects by God-fearing-preacher June 13, 2005

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale 

A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.

Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.

America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale by Professorjpj January 30, 2022

Miss prostitute America 

The winner every year of the Miss prostitute America pageant from contestants from each state. they have to be under 25 and a working prostitute. Started to improve the image of prostitutes.

How got to be Miss prostitute America this year?

Miss prostitute America by Deep blue 2012 September 29, 2009