While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 01, 2018
An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.
by JohnWasser February 21, 2019
It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.
by Tommy & Timmy B August 23, 2021
A drop top concrete eater is a sex move where the women preferably drops ass to the ground then shoved her face in the “concrete” or probably more comfortable the sheets.
by Braysmooth June 21, 2023
by FelireLmao September 22, 2022
in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 19, 2020
An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.
by Liverpool One December 31, 2021