when i first laid eyes on josh, i knew he would be a cutie. he glo'ed up into a baddie tho. im trying to bag him everyday since i've met him but he keeps playing hard to get. idk how to get him to be mine. he wont tell me he loves me. but i tell him everyday. nonetheless he is a true treasure. hes extremely kind and patient, always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
my joshiepoo
by apeachesandcream April 15, 2023
Get the joshmug. The most annoying guy you will ever meet...
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
by LMAO... June 7, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021
Get the BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GODmug. Josh methley is one stuck up prick, he can never let go of a girl once he has caught feelings. He is prone to jealousy when it comes to girls named Charlotte. Overall Josh methley’s are tits
by Michael Carrick November 24, 2021
Get the Josh Methleymug. When these two kids got into a fight and the short kid (Josh) Beats up the tallish kid (Braydon) and the after Braydon loses he talks shit behind your back.
by KingGoat4 February 8, 2020
Get the Braydon vs Joshmug. by Gayvid123 September 4, 2023
Get the Josh Angmug. A josh is cool but a josh beal is just too much he will eat all your food and fuck your mom he had no table manners should just eat with the dog he treats girls like animals and has no idea how to have nice hair he has greasy hair….
by Lerken69 May 27, 2022
Get the josh bealmug.