Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

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cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

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Inviso cock is when you hold your hand up to an unexpecting person's mouth as though you are holding an invisible dick and you move your hand back and forth to make it look like they are sucking an invisible cock.

I was doing paper work when John walked up and inviso cocked me.

by Train Wreck April 28, 2014

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Cock sock

if you liked this up, then you are a Cock sock you dumbass

A Cock sock is a person like you, Dumb and bored

by Cock.block69 September 23, 2020

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SCHTICKLE OF COCK

Getting cock, not a lot, but not a little

When a Jewish woman talks about her night before with her friends after synagogue , “last night I had me a schtickle of cock”

by Phillheblunt25 July 19, 2018

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Cock Nails

Nails that look good wrapped around your cock.

Scenerio 1:
Her: I just got my nails done.

Him: yeah them cock nails will look good on my cock

Scenerio #2:
Guy1: bro did you see the Cock nails on Amber.?
Guy2:: yeah everyone has seen her Cock nails.

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* December 28, 2021

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