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Beef

To start a physical or verbal fight with another person.

You get beef from cows.
You look like you want some beef!

Tonight let's eat beef for dinner!!
by Nekooooo November 3, 2016
mugGet the Beefmug.

Beef

You brer *spark*
by Bæf (roymundo) May 3, 2003
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Marinating the beef

The process of lubricating one's genitals (most commonly the penis).
I couldn't put it in, so I tried Marinating the beef and voilá! it finally slid in.
by afaraci12099 November 20, 2016
mugGet the Marinating the beefmug.

beef orchid

a: A pussy that has been pounded so hard it resembles ground beef.

b: Large flappy vaginal lips.

See also Meat Curtains.
I went to a bachelor party and the stripper had the most tender beef orchid I've ever seen!
by leminiwinks June 5, 2014
mugGet the beef orchidmug.

Unbeknownst Beef

When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.
“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “

Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.
by Little Charlie Ray April 2, 2024
mugGet the Unbeknownst Beefmug.

Beef Rugs

Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.
"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."
by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013
mugGet the Beef Rugsmug.

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.
Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!
by NardNardler August 23, 2021
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