by childgroomer June 12, 2023
when someone is the monster (by eminrmg and rihan) and they just be sahying(Intro: Rihanna
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath
And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy
Verse 1: Eminem
I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wantin' my cake, and eat it too, and wantin' it both ways
Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath
And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy
Verse 1: Eminem
I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wantin' my cake, and eat it too, and wantin' it both ways
Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated
by the monster by eminerm June 09, 2022
p1: is that monster 0
p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
by THESUPERLONGWORDPERSONCOOL October 29, 2023
One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.
by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2020
A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 16, 2016
A woman of unsightly figure who sells vagina who makes just enough to keep up her everyday life and necessities.
“I slid this Moonk Monster a $5 piece cause she ate this dick after my workout lol just nasty right”?
by That.pmf March 20, 2021