The Brockness Monster

The nickname for Sacramento Kings and former University of Washington, Jon Brockman.

I believe in the Brockness Monster!

by udubdawgsfan January 7, 2010

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021

cust monster

A fat piece of shit who stays at home plays video games smells like shit etc. obese ugly af smelly

Yo u seen that cust monster wearin that same fuckin shirt again?

Who peter ?

by Custybeast November 26, 2014

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.

Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom

by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009