Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

Jake

Needs a wheelbarrow to carry round his gigantic c0ck! Perfect and all.

You wish you were a jake

by big dog4196 November 22, 2021

Jake paul

type of toilet paper that full of shits and poops and usually useful for masturbate

OH GOD DANGIT I FORGOT TO YEET THE BAG OF JAKE PAUL AWW MAN IT WILL STINKS THERE

by Domination Beam November 22, 2020

Jake

The most kind person ever he’s cute but sometimes a dick. Once in a while he has his tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants. But most of the time he’s funny and caring and he cares for all of his friends EVEN THO HES AN ASS

Girl: who is that
Me: Jake
Girl: he’s cute
Me: yah but he’s a asshole

by Arian00 May 4, 2018

Jake

A sexy man that lovesssss people called alayna

Hey Jake who u like
U know I love alayna

by DaOne69 February 3, 2022

Jake

He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him

You’re the definition of Jake

by BananaRep! May 31, 2022

jake daitch

your run of the mill fav jew boy. Hispanic? talks like he is a person of color but is indeed white.

oh he's talking like a jake daitch.

by xxxspreme June 29, 2017