Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.
On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!
by January 05, 2022
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golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
by she_said_she_was_twelve January 05, 2022
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Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 09, 2021
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Golden Handcuffs

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs
by Tollllllyolo August 06, 2023
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Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair
OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.
by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023
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golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.
Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.
by Dr.Kruschnekov January 13, 2017
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The Golden Choke

When performing dominance during sexual intercourse, one may successfully allow the other partner(s) to reach orgasm by performing a well-done choke. This act is also representative of either the choker or the one being choked.

Also, referred to as choking during sexual intercourse or erotic asphyxiation.
"Last night was so tantric and sensual. The Golden Choke gets me every time!"
by thegoldenchoke June 22, 2016
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