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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Cologne Call

When a girl is calling a guy for a booty call.
I'm going to hit up that cute bloke I saw at the bar for a Cologne Call.
by Enlightened63043 June 14, 2018
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karimoose call

The action of blowing into a beer bottle making a Whistling sound that attracts a karimoose chubufu's at the end of the night typically at a bar or party.
I did a karimoose call while whaling at the bar for a karimoose / chubufu for a quick hookup at the end of the night.
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Until Death Call My Name

(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"
by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018
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Call Of Duty

It Was A Good Game since The Other Year's But then The Noob Tuber 360 Noscope Wannabe's screwed up the whole Franchise after 2010 but sure the community was not that bad but the year's Got worse and Black-Ops 4 i Hope they Get Better And not do like Faze Clan Does Or Having A Moaning Or Orgasm Kill Or Screaming Over Its Microphone.
360FazeLurd"OMFG 360 NOSCOPE OOOOOOOOOOMMMmMFFFFGGGGGG"
Mom"Stop Screaming Kiddo"
360FazeLurd"No Im Playing Call Of Duty"
by Dont USe 3rd Reich July 7, 2018
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Roll call

When one stud is with a group of 2 or more thots and places his schlong on the table waiting for them to come running . They must then choose numbers to determine the order in which they serve the stud
Woke up in the morning and decided to give the thots a roll call for breakfast
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
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Goose Call

When a female is giving a blowjob to a male and the male spanks the female so hard while she deep throating him, the female produces a "honking" sound due to a high pitched gasp and the penis down her throat. (Typically done in a "69" position)
Dude i totally got B with the ole goose call last night. She was honking while sucking my off so loud.
by Urbandezz August 25, 2018
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