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so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".
Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...
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Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
by iseeu112 February 28, 2024
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SOS

Tit or Tat
Shit or Shat
Ain't no one got any time for that
I hope you enjoyed this stupid rhyme
And that you think of it all the time
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 22, 2019
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Justin So

Justin So is a cool kid that has the brain
Oh hey do u like Justin So
No, i Dont because my name is miguel
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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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wow so sexy

One of the many random phrases Na Jaemin has said- I sometimes think he'll get in trouble for it
Jisung: Hi Hyung!
Lucas: Hey Jisung? Where's Jaemin
Jaemin: Hi Luc- *wow so sexy*
by Anzi Spark September 20, 2022
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