I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.
by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt , asshole, fuck face or a twat , you can just call them a Jake Paul , but be very careful with using this term it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.
Person 1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 got sent to hospital immediately after hearing that.)
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 got sent to hospital immediately after hearing that.)
by Brian So November 22, 2021

A sexy bastard who has a big willy
by pgough06 May 27, 2021

Search Paul and that's basically me just can't understand how to hook up with girls and is semi aucustic
Person one:Oh yeah Paul C C, he's chill
Person two: who's that
Person three:He makes wierd noises by me
Person two: who's that
Person three:He makes wierd noises by me
by Pornelius May 9, 2018

A Paul is a person who betrays your trust. A person who can’t keep their mouth shut. If you date a Paul, he will for sure break your heart. He will seem trusting at first but don’t give in to his games, they are all just to lead you on into believing you are amazing when really he sees you just as trash.
by Spreadingthetruth June 13, 2022
