boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

poop sock

a sock full of poop

did you see Nick's poop sock

by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Sock

Step 1) grab out of drawer

Step 2) pull apart

Step 3) pull in foot
Step 6) fix if needed

Step 7) walk

I put in my sock this morning.

by imthat hottone March 13, 2018

Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.

Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...

by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014

box sock denial

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.

I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008