ban cars

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.

"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

The Car Thing

Official reference to Summernats in Canberra

Hey Cyril, you gonna go see the car thing later?

by DirkyWinks January 4, 2024

Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.

The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.

by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022

Car Wash

When you get an actual car wash but as the car wash is washing your car you do coke.

Text from friend: car wash?

by CP Rails April 15, 2023

80 cars for 1004 wounds

In defense of a dying retired child soldiers genocide survivor who is literally dying on devils night ever car dealers in North America is being hit by a shower of automatic gunfire from a gang sedan

Devils night is 80 cars for 1004 wounds

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Nottingham Car Wash

At a dogging site, a lady puts on a show and the watching gentlemen bukkake the windscreen.
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"

"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"

by Bravo Tango March 16, 2025