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Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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Club influencer

Someone who works at a job that typically is a promoter who dances, performs, and (positively) influences the environment of the dance club. They bring so much more to the club that can be linguistically described or appreciated. Through the literal and figurative light they bring, they bring positive and good vibes and energy. This term can also be seen as "clubfluencer" for short.
My best friend is a club influencer. He really makes a difference and makes the club so much more fun and a safe space for people.

I am a club influencer by night and a teacher by day and I wouldn't have it any other way!
by LingDanc803 February 26, 2023
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miami bimmer club

A club in Miami where strangers become family share a common interest in BMWs and despise fake “M” Badges.
You guys going to the Miami Bimmer Club meet at Beat Culture Thursday?
by That Tech Mario November 23, 2021
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Yackawayan Club

the exclusive club ruled by the Yackawayan King, where each member is assigned a job title essential to the clan.
Potential Member: "Can I join the Yackawayan Club?"
Yackawayan King: "NO!!" (King kirks-out, quick stabs)
Potential Member: (death girgles, dies like a pussy)
by The U^d3rtak3r November 30, 2006
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lil yam club

a sex club where a bunch of people go to one house and have sex
let's pick some bitches up at a lil yam club
by bobthebuilder12212 June 20, 2017
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botch club

derived from the spanish "el club de botch"

a state of being in an organization dedicated to those who complain too much and get on other people's nerves
She's so damn annoying she has a lifetime membership to the botch club waiting.
by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003
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Strip club

by Strip club fan October 25, 2022
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