Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.

Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!

by briansten March 5, 2023

Horse Tumbler

When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.

“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”

by urmomcentral December 24, 2021

Horse Flip

The action where you take extacsy and snort ketamin afterwards.

A: Bro I hit the horse flip last weeked.
B: Damn Bro you should have called me.

by Ket-girl January 13, 2020

Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own

What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.

by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021