Love your hair, hope it wins

Love your hair, hope it wins

Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.

Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.

by Whipplers May 26, 2019

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

let your hair down

going overboard with effort or giving more effort than is required for a simple task

wow you really let your hair down today at noon ball, i think you actually killed a guy

by andydalton January 29, 2012

hair to grow on the palm of your hand

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.

Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

fuck me hair

That trendy hairstyle in which young sloots give themselves a pompadour.

Amy's trashy new ways were accompanied by sex pants and fuck me hair.

by Bruiser Bradley October 7, 2008

two hairs past a freckle

is another term used when someone asks what time is it and other preson does not have a cell phone or watch

hey what time is it? it two hairs past a freckle.

by anayguy July 20, 2011

Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020