by Legiondary March 15, 2019
When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016
to cum in a condom 60 times in a row let it dry and then stick it up your boyfriend or girlfriends ass
by fgjkxhjnjfdgfhfjgfjgjdfgjg May 10, 2016
Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'
by Vinylist January 19, 2014
the saxaphone technique when used to perform fellatio, the lips are wrapped round the teeth which not only acts as a guard but also is used as an added stimulant on the head of the penis
alternatively when during made in chelsea role play one may alternatively use the word 'Embouchure'
alternatively when during made in chelsea role play one may alternatively use the word 'Embouchure'
A : Sax me!
B: 'Slurp 'Slurp Slurp'
B: 'Slurp 'Slurp Slurp'
by sluttyslimmoo July 04, 2012
by Geo Ska August 15, 2005
I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2020