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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!
donkey ark by dickyseamen November 16, 2011

Donkey cute 

when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute
Donkey cute by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011

Donkey Trap 

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem
I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.
Donkey Trap by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011

Donkey Show 

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
Donkey Show by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011

Donkeyiser 

A Donkeyiser is a specified type of internet troll requiring many years of training and practice. There is only one known such troll, an Irish teenager who simply goes by the name "Donkeyiser". In the event of meeting this person you should quote "Tha game" to him.

Donkeyiser specializes in making the victim look like a Donkey (or an ass) by devaluing forum posts and decrediting the author. The victim is then said to be "Donkeyised".
Donkeyiser
In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour