Birthday Dick

When it's your birthday and a man congratulates you with his penis.

"Hi John, did you have a nice birthday this weekend?"

"Yeah, Tommy came and gave me birthday dick."

by Dicktionary Uber Legend January 12, 2022

kentrills dick

Kentrills dick has been in the face of many,many hot bitches, including many milfs, actresses.

Kentrills dick was on a porn video with Mia Malkova, heard he was the main star.

by YourFemale March 8, 2022

Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck

Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?

by ThickWerm March 14, 2022

Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022

Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2

My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?

by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022

Mika's Dick

A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.

Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.

by JAG SOPPAR February 10, 2022

Dick fog

When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.

I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.

by Platinumhoney September 15, 2021