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David

David takes a shit in your parking lot
David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot
by DaOnet November 22, 2021
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DAVID

Gay
like harang and stella too much
why are u david?
by 123david123 November 21, 2023
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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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david with kiely

David is a badass mothafucker that is very introverted. He is tall and handsome. Kiely is very extroverted. She is nice, honest, humble, sweet, and very sexy. Together they make the perfect pair. Where one seems to lack in an area the other picks up. Kiely does not judge anyone for anything. Both are problem solvers and both are helpers. Kiely has outlandish ideas and solutions where as David likes to be more solution focused on answers that are idealist.
Kiely-noun-thinks outside the box and David -noun-thinks inside the box. David with Kiely make a great team and work well together. A David with a Kiely compliment each other quite well.
by Ki3ly January 28, 2017
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David

David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
by davidbond December 20, 2021
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Star of David

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David
by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023
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david nora

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
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