Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
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Get the The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'" mug.When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.
Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!
by Bassman150 April 3, 2015
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When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
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*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*
by lesbianzrule November 1, 2023
Get the Curtain Call mug.When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.
1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong
by oolveea December 2, 2020
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