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Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.
I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir
by kizlett January 23, 2026
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Liquid for your biscuits

It means something is not that deep and you shouldn't sweat it.

Similar to "don't cry over spilled milk"
"chill out it's just liquid for your biscuits"
"Don't worry it's just liquid for your biscuits"
by MrJaeSword February 28, 2026
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A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.
by V1nny_211 March 16, 2026
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`~~The`~`Biscuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~'

`~~The`~`Biscuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~'
`~~The`~`Biscuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~'
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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The Punjabi Biscuit

This sexual act is to be used to spice things up in the bedroom, typically prior to coitus. Items needed-Curry, a tarp, and a large turkey baster. The act- the woman needs to assume the face down doggy style position, being sure to arch her back as to expose her vagina as much as possible. The man will now insert the turkey baster filled with curry into the woman’s vagina. Expel the curry into her and remove the baster. By this time, she should be squirming with excitement, and spice. Now, all the man has to do is enjoy eating her vagina while she queefs delicious curry into his mouth. Bon appetite!
Things have been dull in the boudoir for some time now. So the couple tried the Punjabi Biscuit and their love life is spicier than ever!
by Chopsaw Tommy January 15, 2026
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Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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pockets full by of cheddar biscuities

my pockets full by of cheddar biscuities
by johnythan gilberto November 30, 2023
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