Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
by Uncle diddler the fiddler July 12, 2022
Get the Ethan Pagemug. Sexy beast. Dont mess with an Ethan unless your ready to feel nothing bit horny when your around him.
by TaterThot69 May 5, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. 
A guy who isn't very cool, he tells a shit ton of lies and is a fucking fraud, he is also extremely stupid
by unggoy November 10, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
by Alexis Heath August 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.
by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018
Get the ethan hitmug. A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.
1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.