Syrian universe

A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.

A syrian child with magical abilities.

A joke from leftist twitter.

Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.

"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024

The Universe (furry)

Imagine the personification universe... ok, good, now give it fur and a tail... that's it. (Now imagine furry yaoi of a random furry and the universe >w<)

Furry: ...I saw god today, they looked like a personifaction the universe (furry)... it nuzzled me...

Other furry: I wish dat was me TwT

by I find furries to be cute October 18, 2025

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Naropa University

Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.

"Where do you go to school?"

"Naropa University."

"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"

by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023

Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023