Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.

Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.

by Peebs_ June 12, 2019

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it

Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!

by DiceyStep June 4, 2025

Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021

post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out

1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"

by dcskeeler November 4, 2007

post factum

after the fact; ex post facto

She will announce her decision and then give us a post factum statement of the reasons for it

by pkuczynski March 9, 2021

Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)

A fringe subgenre of the totally real* musical movement known as Steamcore, characterized by an unholy alliance of industrial chaos, absurd performance art, and oddly specific sound requirements.

A proper PESC track must contain:

The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)

Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)

Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs

At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context

Screams, bells, or random telephone rings

At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)

Steam noises, because Steamcore

Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important

PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.

*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.

“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”

by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025