Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.

Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”

by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020

Simp

like a girl keeping thinking about her or whom.

i simp over ______ cuz she looks so nice and i think about her everyday!

by PoohMan November 8, 2020

Simp

A man (or woman) who will neglect friends for their significant other.

Dave is such a massive simp, he never plays fifa with us anymore because of his wifey.

by 0161MOTMM May 22, 2020

Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020

funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.

“Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”

by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021

Big simp

Caledonia

Caledonia sis a big simp

by Sexybeast366 December 13, 2021

Simp

Someone who has strong feelings towards the other

Jakob is a simp for maddie

by anonymous May 14, 2021