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Cry tit

noun. 1. a bitchy, whiny complainer 2.a weenie, wimp or otherwise pathetic person 3.a hungry baby crying for mama
by The Phrogg January 15, 2019
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Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
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testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum
Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits
by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018
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Fuck tit

When your having sex with someone and you don’t know who it is until after and it turns out to be your dad.
Me: let’s do this more often😏
Fuck tit
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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Fish Tit

A mean bitchy “friend”, usually a girl who
Is an awful person and only cares about herself. Mostly unliked by everyone around her and is super manipulative.
Omg Hailey I’m so sorry Eleanor did that too you! She is such a fish tit !
by Pancake007 June 21, 2019
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Whiskey Tits

A pair of exceptionally large breast in reference to the size of whiskey barrels sitting upon her chest
I met this chick from new york last night and she had a huge pair of whiskey tits

I had a rough day at work I need to suck on a nice pair of whiskey tits to relieve my stress.
by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019
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Tit Up

The act of a girl letting you feel their breasts on a night out
Ellie insisted I had a tit up last night
by Lynny79 August 30, 2019
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