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Club Social

It's a white cracker dick party. In some occasions, it's when people randomly throw white crackers at someone's face. In other moments, it's a group circle consisting of several self-propelled sausage fans. Either way, it's a lot of dicks spinning. Or a lot of crackers in the face.
I was on a bus with colleagues, heading back from a nice dinner, when all of a sudden someone initiated a club social. Next thing i know i'm getting hit in the face with some saltine motherfuckers.
by no buenos. May 21, 2022
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Social Manipulator

Someone who will ask you for your opinion or ask you “questions” with the intent to coerce you into an argument. If they don’t like what you have to say, they will use it against you to triangulate people within a social circle. Social manipulators do this to feed off the drama they created.

Typically they do this to gain social clout within their community and or on social media where the social manipulator will manufacture lies, launch a smear campaign against you to gain support for the lies they made up about you. They achieve this by gaslighting the community with cherry picked screenshots that do not provide the community with enough information to assess the situation for themselves. Sometimes they will just out right expect you to blind follow them by telling you, you just need to ‘trust them’.
They tried to coerce me into talking badly about a mutual friend and when I wouldn’t, they accused me of trying to silence them, then dragged me across social media based on the lies they made up to gain attention. What a social manipulator.
by Anonymous Supporter May 26, 2022
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Country Social

To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.

-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.

Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.
by jellybelly27 May 28, 2022
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Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.
How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...
by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022
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Social media

Social media is a platform where you get to socialise with people. Mostly it isn’t really a good idea to do but you do it anyways to contact friends or more. You could get good things out of social media or bad things it really just depends.
Person: hey do you have any social medias so we can talk after school?
Person 2: yea I have snap I’ll add you and we can talk after school.
by My life is an L.com June 1, 2022
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Child Social Engineer (CSE)

A child social engineer is a hacker who manipulates the data streams of a child to manipulate his/her views, shape his/her world, and shape his/her experiences to suit his needs. Isn't necessarily a pedophile, but is obsessed with molding them into the person they want.
He was a Child Social Engineer (CSE) who believed he was doing what he thought was right.
by Nobody None June 4, 2022
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Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food
1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?
by notryhards33 June 5, 2022
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