Sam

Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge

Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam

by oldfool April 25, 2019

sam

Sam is the hero next door.

"-WOW! Did you know Sam is the hero next door?"
"-Yes, Sam is the hero next door."

by birdwhohasaccesstotheinternet June 13, 2022

Sam

Eats chicken nuggets, watches anime, and plays video games

Oh, your doing a Sam today.

by Poopcykle May 18, 2020

Sam

A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis”

Can also be a substitute for the word damn

After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam

“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite”
“Really? Sam.”

by Thoonks April 14, 2018

Sam

Sam is usually really mean and sly. But jokes aside he/ she can be really odd and have a unique personality. Thats not a compliment by the way. Sam is a uni-sex name, meaning any gender can have the name.

Omg you know Sam? He's extremely ugly jk i'm sorry if you see this and get offended.

by Sam Croft November 03, 2019

Sam

a person who's iconicness is superior

Sam is such an icon

by ihopethatsnotapickle March 10, 2021

Sam

Sam is a nice person who has unfunny memes but the randomness at which they send the memes makes it funny i guess. I love them with my whole heart and theyre very good at comforting. I hope you're reading this sam <3

Person 1: Sam is epic

Person 2: ikr

by Jaejaethegaegae May 30, 2021