Jumont punch

"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving

I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her

by Jumont 357 October 16, 2016

punche

The best fortnite player

Punche is simply the best.

by Punche June 2, 2020

fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation

"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"

by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024

Riot Punch

A.K.A DO IT FLUID!!! Riot Punch is a fruit flavored DRANK such as RED OR ICE BLUE-RASPBERRY koolaid mixed with large quantities of LIQUOR in order to make a inconspicuous intoxicating beverage that can be consumed at a public event, such as a cookout, graduation party, kickback, gender reveal, or PREGAME which might lead to drunken fighting, twerking, hunching, rioting, or even a shoot out. It wouldn't be a TURN UP without some riot punch.

Hell yeah I’m going to Mook’s party, shorty be having that do it fluid!!! That riot punch!

by CandBandz July 20, 2019

shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!

I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !

by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014