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Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.
Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017
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Action potato

A dick that is short yet fat
Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!
by Perenthia January 26, 2010
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un potato me

un potato me god danm a ah a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UN POTATO ME DANM IT
by joe among January 11, 2022
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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019
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Potato Hour

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?
by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018
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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
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cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
by datstudentlife April 18, 2016
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